Stowaway World Cup – Quarter Final 1

So, here we already are, at the first quarter final, an exciting pairing of Depeche Mode versus the odd couple of Madonna and Yazoo. Both teams were runners-up in the group stages after two wins and a loss each, but then beat their opponents to sneak through to the quarter finals. Let’s see how the first half plays out!

  1. 3+5. No goal. A quiet start from these two great teams.
  2. 4+2. Goal for most single releases. Depeche Mode have 55, whereas Madonna takes a clear lead with 88. 0-1.
  3. 4+4. No goal.
  4. 5+4. No goal.
  5. 2+6. Goal for percentage of members who have remained. Depeche Mode has hung onto three of its original four. Technically Madonna has retained 100% of her line-up (herself), but for this category we have to include Yazoo as well, neither of whom are currently in the band. The rules are every bit as stupid as this whole competition, I’m afraid, but this is an equaliser for Depeche Mode. 1-1.

So, a 1-1 draw at the half way mark. Let’s see how things develop in the second half!

  1. 2+2. No goal.
  2. 1+2. No goal.
  3. 5+2. No goal.
  4. 1+5. No goal.
  5. 2+6. That’s a repeated throw, so a foul. 4+2. Depeche Mode are awarded a late penalty, and score, winning the match 2-1.

After all that, to decide the match on a penalty seems a little unfair on Madonna and Yazoo, but if you play dirty, you get what you deserve. The odd pairing had worked in their favour in earlier games, but comes back to bite them now. So our first semi-finalists are Depeche Mode, going through to the final four.

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Stowaway World Cup – Group of 16 – Games 1 & 2

Game 1: Jean-Michel Jarre versus Depeche Mode

The first game after the group stages is a thrilling face-off between two giants, with the winner of Group A taking on the runner-up of Group B.

  1. 3+2. No goal.
  2. 2+1. Goal for most charismatic performer(s). That’s an early goal for Dave Gahan. 0-1.
  3. 6+1. Goal for best song. Enjoy the Silence clinches it. 0-2.
  4. 5+6. No goal.
  5. 6+1. Foul. 2+3. Penalty for Depeche Mode, but no goal.
  6. 5+6. No goal.
  7. 5+4. No goal.
  8. 1+1. No goal.
  9. 3+2. No goal.
  10. 2+1. Foul. 5+5. The referee didn’t see it, whatever happened. Depeche Mode win 0-2, and progress to the quarter finals.

Game 2: Kylie Minogue versus Madonna and Yazoo

The Australian goddess takes on the bizarre supergroup of Madonna and Yazoo.

  1. 3+4. No goal.
  2. 2+2. No goal.
  3. 1+1. No goal.
  4. 1+5. No goal.
  5. 5+3. No goal.
  6. 3+1. No goal.
  7. 4+5. Goal for most hits on UK album chart. Kylie has 30 and Madonna has 28, but it looks as though the reissues bring them to around 27 each. Yazoo‘s 3 could be added on to give them a slight edge, but that seems a bit unfair too. Referee rules no goal.
  8. 3+5. No goal.
  9. 2+3. Goal for highest number of views of a post on this blog. Yazoo to the rescue, with 210 views for the review of Only Yazoo. 0-1.
  10. 6+4. Another last minute goal. Goal for worst performance in previous games. This was added to help the underdog from time to time, but there really isn’t one here. Kylie won every game so far, whereas Madonna and Yazoo lost to Jean-Michel Jarre in the first game of the tournament, so that clinches a win for the supergroup. 0-2.

Stowaway World Cup – Week 2

So, we reach the end of the group stages, in this entirely pointless competition. There were a few surprises. Group A saw Jean-Michel Jarre and Madonna and Yazoo advance. Group B was led by Kylie Minogue and Depeche Mode, while Sparks crashed out without a single win. Group C was led by Erasure and Massive Attack, and Group D by Kraftwerk and Goldfrapp. Group E saw The Beloved knocked out, with Pet Shop Boys and I Monster leading the pack. Group F was led by Air and Röyksopp, with OMD and Enigma knocked out. Group G was led by David Bowie and The Human League, and Group H by New Order and The Future Sound of London.

So those are the Group of 16, with some tricky games coming up this week, and at the end of this week we’ll also enter the all-unexciting quarter finals. So it’s a good time for some tweaks to the rules for the remainder of the competition.

Going forward:

  1. You need an outright win – no more draws. We’ll have 4 throws of extra time, followed by penalties.
  2. 6+6 is no longer a foul. Instead, a repeated throw is a foul, but only if it was going to be a goal attempt. If it’s a pair, we’ll ignore it, but if not, the foul was committed by the higher-scoring side (left = left team, right = right team). If the sum of the dice is even, it’s a scored penalty.
  3. To reduce the number of goal chances, any double throws are no goal from now on.
  4. Most of the goal-scoring categories will change to a new set of spurious deciders.

Stowaway World Cup – Group Stages – Games 41-44

Game 41: Delerium / Front Line Assembly / Conjure One versus Madonna and Yazoo

  1. 6+5. Goal for funniest band picture. 0-1.
  2. 5+5. No goal.
  3. 1+1. No goal.
  4. 6+4. Goal for highest number of search engine results. 0-2.
  5. 3+3. No goal.
  6. 2+3. Goal for quality of first album. Easy goal for Yazoo. 0-3.
  7. 2+1. Goal for most charismatic performer(s). Madonna. 0-4.
  8. 6+4. Re-roll. 3+4. No goal.
  9. 1+5. No goal.
  10. 3+6. No goal. The odd pairing of Madonna and Yazoo win 0-4.

Game 42: Sparks versus Everything But The Girl

  1. 3+2. No goal.
  2. 3+5. No goal.
  3. 4+5. Goal for number of UK hit albums. Everything But The Girl take an early lead. 0-1.
  4. 3+2. No goal.
  5. 5+1. No goal.
  6. 1+6. No goal.
  7. 1+4. No goal.
  8. 4+5. Re-roll. 5+2. No goal.
  9. 2+5. Goal for best artwork. Could go either way, but Walking Wounded and Temperamental are particularly great. 0-2.
  10. 5+5. No goal, and a shocker! Everything But The Girl win 0-2, sadly pushing Sparks to the bottom of this tough group.

Game 43: Saint Etienne versus Massive Attack

  1. 6+2. Goal for highest estimated total sales. Difficult to know for sure, so no goal.
  2. 2+6. Goal for number of permanent members. Saint Etienne score. 1-0.
  3. 1+3. No goal.
  4. 1+3. No goal.
  5. 6+4. Goal for highest number of search engine results. 1-1.
  6. 2+6. Re-roll. 6+3. Goal for highest number of mentions on blog. 2-1.
  7. 3+5. No goal.
  8. 1+1. No goal.
  9. 4+2. Goal for most years between first and last hit. Very close, but Massive Attack just have it. 2-2.
  10. 5+2. No goal. Draw! 2-2.

Game 44: Kraftwerk versus Hot Chip

  1. 6+3. Goal for highest number of mentions on blog. 1-0.
  2. 2+2. Goal for number of studio albums to date. 2-0.
  3. 5+5. No goal.
  4. 3+1. No goal.
  5. 4+5. Goal for number of UK hit albums. 3-0.
  6. 2+1. Goal for most charismatic performer(s). 3-1.
  7. 5+5. No goal.
  8. 2+5. Goal for best artwork. 4-1.
  9. 6+6. Foul. 2+4. One of Hot Chip gets sent off.
  10. 1+5. No goal. Kraftwerk win 4-1.

Stowaway World Cup – Group Stages – Games 25-28

Game 25: Little Boots versus Madonna and Yazoo

  1. 6+4. Goal for highest number of search engine results. Madonna clinches a goal. 0-1.
  2. 1+2. No goal.
  3. 1+4. No goal.
  4. 6+5. Goal for funniest band picture. 0-2.
  5. 2+1. Goal for most charismatic performer(s). Little Boots is great, but Madonna has to take this one. 0-3.
  6. 4+3. Goal for highest number of remixes of another artist. Little Boots has a few to her name, so 1-3.
  7. 2+2. Goal for number of studio albums to date. Easy goal. 1-4.
  8. 5+5. No goal.
  9. 6+4. Replay. 1+6. No goal.
  10. 4+4. Goal for number of UK top ten hits. That’s Madonna again. 1-5.

Game 26: Kylie Minogue versus Everything But The Girl

  1. 3+5. No goal.
  2. 4+1. Goal for highest debut position on UK singles chart. 1-0.
  3. 5+2. No goal.
  4. 6+4. Goal for highest number of search engine results. 2-0.
  5. 1+1. No goal.
  6. 4+4. Goal for number of UK top ten hits. 3-0.
  7. 3+1. No goal.
  8. 1+5. No goal.
  9. 4+2. Goal for most years between first and last hit. 4-0.
  10. 2+1. Goal for most charismatic performer(s). Another easy win for Kylie. 5-0.

Game 27: Massive Attack versus Shit Robot

  1. 5+1. No goal.
  2. 6+2. Goal for highest estimated total sales. 1-0.
  3. 3+6. No goal.
  4. 6+1. Goal for number of BRIT Award wins. 2-0.
  5. 5+1. No goal.
  6. 1+3. No goal.
  7. 2+5. Goal for best artwork. Both have had some great moments, but let’s give this one to Massive Attack. 3-0.
  8. 6+6. Foul. 4+5. Goal for number of UK hit albums. Penalty goal for Massive Attack. 4-0.
  9. 1+5. No goal.
  10. 2+6. Goal for number of permanent members. Another huge win – Massive Attack win 5-0.

Game 28: Hot Chip versus Bent

  1. 2+4. Goal for quality of last album. Both are great, and I don’t think I can call this one. No goal.
  2. 3+3. No goal.
  3. 2+2. Goal for number of studio albums to date. 1-0.
  4. 5+1. No goal.
  5. 4+6. Goal for total weeks on UK album chart. 2-0.
  6. 1+4. No goal.
  7. 2+5. Goal for best artwork. I’m awarding it to Bent for Ariels. 2-1.
  8. 2+4. Re-roll. 5+5. No goal.
  9. 6+3. Goal for highest number of mentions on blog. 3-1.
  10. 1+6. No goal. So Hot Chip win 3-1. Decisive, but not quite as big a win as the other games today.

Stowaway World Cup – Group Stages – Games 1-4

Game 1: Jean-Michel Jarre versus Madonna and Yazoo

  1. 3+2. No goal.
  2. 4+1. Goal for debut position on UK singles chart. Jean-Michel Jarre entered at number 22, Madonna entered at 53, and Yazoo entered at 72, so Jean-Michel Jarre leads 1-0.
  3. 3+2. No goal.
  4. 6+2. Goal for selling price of rarest item. Jean-Michel Jarre‘s single-copy Musique pour Supermarché sold for 10,500 Euros in 1983, which seems to trump anything I can find by the other two. Jean-Michel Jarre leads 2-0.
  5. 6+3. Goal for highest number of mentions on blog. At the time of writing, Jean-Michel Jarre had 227 posts, Madonna had 59, and Yazoo had 50. Jean-Michel Jarre leads 3-0.
  6. 5+3. No goal.
  7. 5+5. No goal.
  8. 2+2. Goal for number of studio albums to date. Jean-Michel Jarre just released his 23rd, Madonna has 14, and Yazoo had just two. Jean-Michel Jarre is now leading 4-0 in this “thrilling” game.
  9. 2+1. Goal for most charismatic performer(s). Tricky. Jarre has lasers and citywide spectaculars, but Madonna seems to put on a good show too. It probably has to be Jean-Michel Jarre, putting him up to 5-0.
  10. 5+5. No goal. Jarre wins 5-0.

Game 2: Depeche Mode versus Everything But The Girl

  1. 6+6. Foul, decided by another dice roll. 6+2. Goal for selling price of rarest item. Depeche Mode‘s was $3,392.87, which seems to trump anything by Everything But The Girl. Depeche Mode lead 1-0.
  2. 2+2. Goal for number of studio albums to date. Depeche Mode lead 2-0.
  3. 1+5. No goal.
  4. 5+5. No goal.
  5. 1+5. No goal.
  6. 6+6. Another foul! The higher die in the next pair is playing dirty! 5+6. So Ben Watt is sent off.
  7. 3+6. No goal.
  8. 6+5. Goal for funniest band picture. Depeche Mode win hands down, taking their lead to 3-0.
  9. 3+4. No goal.
  10. 2+6. Goal for number of permanent members. Depeche Mode have three, whereas EBTG have two, one of whom was sent off, so Depeche Mode win conclusively, 4-0.

Game 3: Erasure versus Massive Attack

  1. 3+1. No goal.
  2. 5+3. No goal.
  3. 6+2. Goal for selling price of rarest item. I couldn’t find much of note for either, so we’ll call this no goal, and from now on we’ll replace this with a new goal category.
  4. 2+2. Goal for number of studio albums to date. Goal for Erasure. 1-0.
  5. 5+4. No goal.
  6. 5+4. No goal.
  7. 6+3. Goal for highest number of mentions on blog. Goal for Erasure. 2-0.
  8. 5+6. No goal.
  9. 6+2, which we’ve had before, so 2+6. Goal for number of permanent members. Well, Erasure have only ever had two, whereas Massive Attack have evolved a lot over time. Wikipedia thinks that only 3D is a permanent member, so goal for Erasure. 3-0.
  10. 6+4. Goal for highest number of search engine results. I quoted their names and added “band”, so I got 14.2m for Erasure and 1.3m for Massive Attack. Another goal for Erasure. 4-0.

Game 4: Goldfrapp versus Hot Chip

  1. 4+1. Goal for debut position on UK singles chart. Goldfrapp had some early minor hits, at 87 and 62, while Hot Chip didn’t even manage to chart with the singles from their first album, so their debut was Over and Over at number 32. Hot Chip lead 0-1.
  2. 1+5. No goal.
  3. 4+3. Goal for number of UK #1s. Neither has any, so no goal.
  4. 2+4. Goal for quality of last album. Goldfrapp have been struggling recently, so goal for Hot Chip. 0-2.
  5. 5+6. No goal.
  6. 6+6. 3+3. We’ll have to send someone off from both teams.
  7. 3+3. No goal.
  8. 2+1. Goal for most charismatic performer(s). Very tough, but while Hot Chip are great, they aren’t exactly charismatic. 1-2.
  9. 3+4. No goal.
  10. 6+6. 2+3. Goal for quality of first album. Clear win for Felt Mountain over Coming On Strong. 2-2, so that’s our first draw!

So that’s it for day 1 – three very decisive wins, and one draw. Let’s see what day 2 holds!

Stowaway World Cup – The Draw

OK, time for the all-important draw. Pot A consists of the top 8 artists by mentions on this blog:

  • Pet Shop Boys
  • Depeche Mode
  • Jean-Michel Jarre
  • Röyksopp
  • Erasure
  • New Order
  • David Bowie
  • Goldfrapp

Pot B consists of the next eight, except that Moby is busy getting vegan tattoos, so won’t be taking part this year. Delerium, Front Line Assembly, and Conjure One are pretty much the same people anyway, so they have formed a single team together.

  • Saint Etienne
  • Kraftwerk
  • Sparks
  • Delerium / Front Line Assembly / Conjure One
  • The Human League
  • Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
  • The Future Sound of London
  • The Beloved

Pot C sees a few disqualifications, with Vince Clarke taking part as part of Erasure, and Martin L. Gore playing for Depeche Mode:

  • Air
  • Little Boots
  • Massive Attack
  • Kylie Minogue
  • I Monster
  • William Orbit
  • Ladytron
  • Hot Chip

Finally, Pot D sees Dave Gahan disqualified for being part of Depeche Mode, plus U2 and Coldplay disqualified for not being very good. Yazoo formed a team with Madonna, for no particularly good reason.

  • Madonna and Yazoo
  • The Radiophonic Workshop
  • Leftfield
  • Everything But The Girl
  • Shit Robot
  • Client
  • Enigma
  • Bent

After the draw, the eight groups look like this:

  • Group A: Jean-Michel Jarre, Delerium / Front Line Assembly / Conjure One, Little Boots, Madonna and Yazoo
  • Group B: Depeche Mode, Sparks, Kylie Minogue, Everything But The Girl
  • Group C: Erasure, Saint Etienne, Massive Attack, Shit Robot
  • Group D: Goldfrapp, Kraftwerk, Hot Chip, Bent
  • Group E: Pet Shop Boys, The Beloved, I Monster, Client
  • Group F: Röyksopp, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, Air, Enigma
  • Group G: David Bowie, The Human League, Ladytron, Leftfield
  • Group H: New Order, The Future Sound of London, William Orbit, The Radiophonic Workshop

So the first game will be Jean-Michel Jarre versus Madonna and Yazoo, in a couple of days’ time.

Yello – Zebra

If you could pinpoint the period when Yello really found themselves, I think 1994’s Zebra would be a decent estimate. Now eight albums into their career, they had gone through the slightly silly novelty stage, tried serious pop, motorsport-inspired energetic electronic pop, and a very strong smattering of jazz. But it was with Zebra that they truly embraced dance music – maybe not quite for the first time, but it was certainly the first time they had dived this deep.

It opens with Suite 909, a big dance piece with trance bass and tribal beats. It does feel somewhat dated now – Yello were, perhaps, never quite the sonic trailblazers that their contemporaries were. It’s technically a prelude to Tremendous Pain, which we’ll hear later. If nothing else, as an opening track, it does make for a bit of a shock to the system.

It wouldn’t be Yello if it didn’t have its sillier moments, and second single How How is one. It’s catchy and clever – it fuses jazzy elements with acid breaks and dance beats – but you also can’t stop yourself from wondering who other than Yello would ever release anything this daft.

Night Train is probably as good as this album gets. It’s dark, with throbbing, tribal beats, and lyrics that echo the nocturnal feel of the track perfectly. The samples – I don’t recognise all of them, but Alison Moyet‘s cackle from her Yazoo days is definitely one of them – complement the track perfectly. This is quite brilliant.

Lead single Do It is next (although curiously it’s pushed back to track 2 of side B on the vinyl and cassette versions of the album). This is clever, actually – it’s a classic Yello track, but with clean, simple, dance production. It’s a great single to re-introduce us to the wacky Swiss duo after the three year break that preceded this album. Remixes on the single came from Thomas Fehlmann and Mark Picchiotti, so they were in illustrious company.

I… I’m in Love is next, another classic Yello moment with huge dance beats. As with much of this album, I think it’s fair to say that it hasn’t dated particularly well, so this is perhaps more a track for those who were there at the time than it is for people discovering this act for the first time. That’s alright, although I might have to revise my beginner’s guide recommendations.

S.A.X. is a bit of a surprise on an electronic dance album, full, as you might guess, of saxophone solos and chanted lyrics, among the tribal beats. It’s great, in its own special way, because you really can’t see that anybody else would have been doing anything like this. By itself, it’s hardly contemporary, but it is at least interesting.

But Yello have always had a more serious side to them, such as the huge Lost Again a decade or so earlier. Fat Cry is hardly serious, with its pitch-tweaked backing vocals, but it does channel that atmospheric sound. In a way I’m glad they don’t do things like that all the time, as it just makes them stand out all the more, but Fat Cry does grab you in a way that some of the earlier tracks may not have. In spite of the whistling in the melody half way through.

Final single Tremendous Pain follows, with some very confusing lyrics (“How do you spell / Suite 9-0-7?”) If you’re tied to the traditional structure of an album, you’ll probably struggle to reconcile this track with opener Suite 909, but then you’ll probably be struggling with Yello anyway – they had already been dropping remixes onto albums in odd places for the last couple of albums. Tremendous Pain is a good track, with a particularly catchy chorus, but as is also sometimes the case with Yello, the impenetrable lyrics make it a difficult listen at times.

Move Dance Be Born feels very Teutonic, as though they’re channelling a certain Düsseldorf quartet. It’s great, full of squawking processed vocal samples, more tribal beats, and lots of instructions to move, dance, and be born.

This is, in a way, a fairly short album, the second half of which is reserved for darker dance territory, as The Premix (How How) follows. It is, as the name somewhat confusingly suggests, a remix of the earlier track – this time with fast beats and acid bass, alongside bizarre squelchy beats. It’s an odd remix, and maybe the name tells us that it was actually recorded before the single. It’s different enough from the other version to comfortably secure a place here, but it is a strange inclusion.

Finally comes Poom Shanka. Yello have never been scared of throwing something completely unexpected at their listeners, and this is a fine example of that. For a Swiss group to bring Indian influences is really no less incongruous than someone from Liverpool doing the same thing, but somehow something doesn’t quite seem right here. If you put that out of your mind, what you have here is a beautiful, gentle piece of music which fits well on the end of this album, but the track might be over by the time you’ve really got the hang of it. I think, in the end, I like it a lot, though.

So Zebra is classic Yello in many ways – it’s not exactly groundbreaking, because you’ll have heard most of the sounds already on earlier releases, but it was contemporary for its time, and the mix of jazz and electronic influences is, as always, spot on. It has all the trademarks – such as crazy lyrics and insane vocal delivery, but for pretty much the first time, they have tapped dance culture in a way that would never really stop on subsequent albums. It’s an essential release for Yello, just perhaps a slightly impenetrable one for those who don’t know them well.

You can still find Zebra at all major retailers.

Record Companies – Mute Records

Closing this mini-series out is a quick look at Daniel Miller‘s Mute Records, which, since its launch in 1978, has become one of the most cult, collectible labels. Initially devised as an engine to release Miller’s own electronic act The Normal, it has grown to house a huge roster of artists from a broad range of genres.

Key artists include Depeche Mode, Yazoo, Erasure, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Moby, Goldfrapp, and more recently, New Order, but it has also housed some hugely influential underground artists, including Fad Gadget, Nitzer Ebb, and Laibach. The list could be endless. Many of those artists were lost when Mute was sold to EMI in 2002, and didn’t follow back when it regained its independence at the end of the decade, but the list of artists is still very strong.

Perhaps most notable in recent times is the now-legendary box set MUTE433, a compilation of different artists performing John Cage‘s 4’33”. Which is clearly brilliant, even if I don’t really want a copy (thanks all the same). By the time you read this, it might already be in the shops.

You can find out more about Mute by going to
http://mute.com/