NME Award Winners 1994-2018 (Part One)

The final step we need to take with the NME Awards is to summarise all the winners in one single, easy-to-digest place. So, continuing with the part one of two-part NME Poll Winners 1952-1992, let’s do that!

Best and Worst Single, Video and Album Categories

Here are all the winners for specific singles, videos, albums, films, and books!

Best Single / Track

  • 1994 – Radiohead – Creep
  • 1995 – Oasis – Live Forever (Best Single), Blur – Girls and Boys (NME Single of the Year)
  • 1996 – Oasis – Wonderwall (Best Single), Black Grape – Reverend Black Grape (NME Single of the Year)
  • 1997 – Manic Street Preachers – A Design for Life (Best Single), Underworld – Born Slippy (NME Single of the Year)
  • 1998 – The Verve – Bittersweet Symphony
  • 1999 – Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next
  • 2000 – Blur – Tender (Best Single), Aphex Twin – Windowlicker (NME Single of the Year)
  • 2001 – Coldplay – Yellow
  • 2002 – Ash – Burn Baby Burn
  • 2003 – The Vines – Get Free (Best Single), Doves – There Goes the Fear (NME Single of the Year)
  • 2004 – The White Stripes – Seven Nation Army
  • 2005 – Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out
  • 2006 – Arctic Monkeys – I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor
  • 2007 – The View – Wasted Little DJs
  • 2008 – Arctic Monkeys – Fluorescent Adolescent
  • 2009 – MGMT – Time to Pretend
  • 2010 – The Big Pink – Dominos
  • 2011 – Foals – Spanish Sahara
  • 2012 – Florence + the Machine – Shake it Out
  • 2013 – Foals – Inhaler
  • 2014 – Disclosure – White Noise
  • 2015 – Jamie T – Zombie
  • 2016 – Wolf Alice – Giant Peach
  • 2017 – Christine and the Queens – Tilted
  • 2018 – Charli XCX – Boys

Best Single Ever

  • 2000 – Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit

Best Dance Single / Dancefloor filler / Anthem

  • 1998 – The Prodigy – Smack My Bitch Up
  • 1999 – Fatboy Slim – The Rockafeller Skank
  • 2008 – The Wombats – Let’s Dance to Joy Division
  • 2009 – Dizzee Rascal and Calvin Harris – Dance Wiv Me
  • 2010 – La Roux – In for the Kill (Skream Remix)
  • 2011 – Professor Green – Jungle
  • 2012 – Katy B – Broken Record
  • 2013 – Calvin Harris feat. Florence Welch – Sweet Nothing
  • 2015 – Iggy Azalea feat. Charli XCX – Fancy

Worst Single

  • 1994 – Meat Loaf – I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)
  • 1995 – Whigfield – Saturday Night
  • 1996 – Robson Green and Jerome Flynn – I Believe
  • 1997 – Spice Girls – Wannabe
  • 1998 – Aqua – Barbie Girl
  • 1999 – Billie Piper – Because We Want To
  • 2000 – The Vengaboys – We’re Going to Ibiza
  • 2003 – Robbie Williams – Feel
  • 2004 – Fast Food Rockers – Fast Food Song

Best Music Video

  • 1995 – Blur – Parklife
  • 1996 – Pulp – Common People
  • 1997 – The Prodigy – Firestarter
  • 1998 – The Verve – Bittersweet Symphony
  • 1999 – Manic Street Preachers – If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next
  • 2000 – Blur – Coffee and TV
  • 2002 – Radiohead – Pyramid Song
  • 2003 – Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – Whatever Happened to My Rock and Roll (Punk Song)
  • 2004 – Radiohead – There There
  • 2005 – Green Day – American Idiot
  • 2006 – Oasis – The Importance of Being Idle
  • 2007 – The Killers – Bones
  • 2008 – Arctic Monkeys – Teddy Picker
  • 2009 – The Last Shadow Puppets – My Mistakes Were Made for You
  • 2010 – Biffy Clyro – The Captain
  • 2011 – My Chemical Romance – Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)
  • 2012 – Hurts – Sunday
  • 2013 – Arctic Monkeys – R U Mine?
  • 2014 – Eagulls – Nerve Endings
  • 2015 – Jamie T – Zombie
  • 2016 – Slaves – Cheer Up London
  • 2017 – Slaves – Consume or Be Consumed
  • 2018 – The Big Moon – Sucker

Best Album / LP

  • 1994 – The Boo Radleys – Giant Steps
  • 1995 – Blur – Parklife (Best Album), Oasis – Definitely Maybe (NME Album of the Year)
  • 1996 – Oasis – (What’s the Story) Morning Glory? (Best Album), Tricky – Maxinquaye (NME Album of the Year)
  • 1997 – Manic Street Preachers – Everything Must Go (Best Album), Beck – Odelay (NME Album of the Year)
  • 1998 – Radiohead – OK Computer
  • 1999 – Manic Street Preachers – This is My Truth, Tell Me Yours
  • 2000 – The Flaming Lips – The Soft Bulletin (Best Album and NME Album of the Year)
  • 2001 – Primal Scream – XTRMNTR
  • 2002 – The Strokes – This is It
  • 2003 – Coldplay – A Rush of Blood to the Head (Best Album and NME Album of the Year)
  • 2004 – Radiohead – Hail to the Thief
  • 2005 – Franz Ferdinand – Franz Ferdinand
  • 2006 – Kaiser Chiefs – Employment
  • 2007 – Arctic Monkeys – Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not
  • 2008 – Klaxons – Myths of the Near Future
  • 2009 – Kings of Leon – Only by the Night
  • 2010 – Kasabian – West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum
  • 2011 – Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
  • 2012 – The Horrors – Skying
  • 2013 – The Maccabees – Given to the Wild
  • 2014 – Arctic Monkeys – AM
  • 2015 – Kasabian – 48:13
  • 2016 – Foals – What Went Down
  • 2017 – Bastille – Wild World
  • 2018 – J Hus – Common Sense

Best Album Ever

  • 2000 – The Stone Roses – The Stone Roses

Worst Album

  • 2003 – Robbie Williams – Escapology
  • 2005 – Insane Clown Posse – Carnival of Carnage
  • 2006 – James Blunt – Back to Bedlam
  • 2007 – Robbie Williams – Rudebox
  • 2008 – Britney Spears – Blackout
  • 2009 – Jonas Brothers – A Little Bit Longer
  • 2010 – Jonas Brothers – Lines, Vines, and Trying Times
  • 2011 – Justin Bieber – My World
  • 2012 – Justin Bieber – Under the Mistletoe

Best Album Artwork

  • 2004 – Radiohead – Hail to the Thief
  • 2008 – The Good, The Bad & The Queen – The Good, The Bad & The Queen
  • 2009 – Muse – HAARP
  • 2010 – Kasabian – West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum
  • 2011 – Klaxons – Surfing the Void
  • 2012 – Friendly Fires – Pala

Best Reissue

  • 2012 – The Smiths – The Complete Re-issues
  • 2013 – Blur – 21
  • 2014 – The Clash – Sound System
  • 2015 – Manic Street Preachers – The Holy Bible
  • 2016 – David Bowie – Five Years (1969-1973)
  • 2017 – Oasis – Be Here Now
  • 2018 – Radiohead – OK NOT OK

Best DVD / Best Music DVD / Best Music Film

  • 2005 – Oasis – Definitely Maybe
  • 2006 – Various Artists – Live 8
  • 2007 – Arctic Monkeys – Scrummy Man
  • 2008 – Nirvana – MTV Unplugged in New York
  • 2009 – Arctic Monkeys – Live at the Apollo
  • 2010 – The Mighty Boosh Live – Future Sailors Tour
  • 2012 – Foo Fighters – Back and Forth
  • 2013 – The Rolling Stones – Crossfire Hurricane
  • 2014 – The Stone Roses – Made of Stone
  • 2015 – Pulp – A Film About Life, Death and Supermarkets
  • 2016 – Blur – New World Towers
  • 2017 – Oasis – Supersonic
  • 2018 – Lady Gaga – Five Foot Two

Best Mixtape

  • 2018 – Avelino – No Bullshit

Best Book

  • 2011 – John Lydon – Mr. Rotten’s Scrapbook
  • 2012 – Noel Fielding – The Scribblings of a Madcap Shambleton
  • 2013 – Mike Skinner – The Story of the Streets
  • 2014 – Morrissey – Autobiography
  • 2015 – Viv Albertine – Clothes, Clothes, Clothes. Music, Music, Music. Boys, Boys, Boys
  • 2016 – Patti Smith – M Train
  • 2017 – Johnny Marr – Set the Boy Free
  • 2018 – Wiley – Eskiboy

Media Categories

The group of media awards, for radio, TV, films, and venues.

Best Radio Show

  • 1994 – John Peel (BBC Radio 1)
  • 1996-1997 – The Evening Session (BBC Radio 1)
  • 1998-1999 – Mark and Lard (BBC Radio 1)
  • 2000-2002 – The Evening Session (BBC Radio 1)
  • 2003 – The Evening Session / Lamacq Live (BBC Radio 1)
  • 2005-2008 – Zane Lowe (BBC Radio 1)

Best TV Show

  • 1995 – Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge
  • 1996-1998 – Shooting Stars
  • 1999 – South Park
  • 2000 – The Royle Family
  • 2001 – The League of Gentlemen
  • 2002 – The Office
  • 2003 – The Osbournes
  • 2004 – The Office
  • 2005 – Little Britain
  • 2006 – Gonzo
  • 2007-2009 – The Mighty Boosh
  • 2010 – The Inbetweeners
  • 2011 – Skins
  • 2012-2013 – Fresh Meat
  • 2014 – Breaking Bad
  • 2015 – Game of Thrones
  • 2016 – This is England ’90
  • 2017 – Fleabag
  • 2018 – Stranger Things

Worst TV Show

  • 2009 – Big Brother

Best Film

  • 1994 – Reservoir Dogs
  • 1995 – Pulp Fiction
  • 1996 – The Usual Suspects
  • 1997 – Trainspotting
  • 1998 – The Full Monty
  • 1999 – Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
  • 2000 – The Blair Witch Project
  • 2001 – Gladiator
  • 2002 – Moulin Rouge
  • 2004 – The Lord of the Rings – The Return of the King
  • 2005 – Shaun of the Dead
  • 2006 – Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
  • 2007 – Pirates of the Caribbean – Dead Man’s Chest
  • 2008 – Control
  • 2010 – Inglourious Basterds
  • 2011 – Inception
  • 2012 – Submarine
  • 2013 – The Hobbit – An Unexpected Journey
  • 2015 – Northern Soul
  • 2016 – Beasts of No Nation
  • 2017 – My Scientology Movie
  • 2018 – Baby Driver

Best Website

  • 2000 – NME
  • 2003 – NME
  • 2004 – NME
  • 2005 – NME
  • 2006 – NME
  • 2007 – YouTube
  • 2008 – Facebook
  • 2009 – YouTube
  • 2010 – Muse

Best Band Blog / Twitter / Social Media

  • 2008 – The Modern Age (Best Music Blog), Radiohead (Best Band Blog)
  • 2009 – Noel Gallagher / Oasis
  • 2010 – Radiohead
  • 2011 – Hayley Williams
  • 2012 – Lady Gaga
  • 2013 – Alana Haim
  • 2014 – Alana Haim
  • 2015 – Liam Gallagher

People Categories

Continuing the odd and eclectic categories from 1954-1992, the NME Awards still give slightly odd awards out to individuals.

Genius/HERO of the Year

  • 2000 – Ali G
  • 2001 – Liam Gallagher
  • 2003 – Ozzy Osbourne
  • 2004 – Pete Doherty
  • 2005 – John Peel
  • 2006 – Bob Geldof
  • 2007 – Gerard Way
  • 2008 – Pete Doherty
  • 2009 – Barack Obama
  • 2010 – Rage Against the Machine
  • 2011 – Lady Gaga
  • 2012 – Matt Bellamy
  • 2013 – Barack Obama
  • 2014-2015 – Alex Turner
  • 2016 – Dave Grohl
  • 2017 – Beyoncé
  • 2018 – Ariana Grande

Bastard/Git/Arse/Dickhead/Waster/Villain of the Year

  • 1994 – John Major
  • 1996 – Damon Albarn
  • 1997-1999 – Liam Gallagher
  • 2000, 2001, 2003 – Robbie Williams
  • 2004 – George W. Bush, (Villain of the Year), Pete Doherty (Waster of the Year)
  • 2005-2009 – George W. Bush
  • 2010 – Kanye West
  • 2011 – David Cameron
  • 2012 – Justin Bieber
  • 2013-2014 – Harry Styles
  • 2015 – Nigel Farage
  • 2016 – Donald Trump
  • 2017 – Nigel Farage
  • 2018 – Piers Morgan

Best Dressed / Most Stylish

  • 1996 – Jarvis Cocker
  • 2003 – The Hives
  • 2005 – Brandon Flowers
  • 2006 – Ricky Wilson
  • 2007 – Faris Rotter
  • 2008 – Noel Fielding
  • 2009 – Alexa Chung
  • 2010 – Lady Gaga
  • 2011 – Brandon Flowers

Worst Dressed / Least Stylish

  • 1996 – Jarvis Cocker
  • 1997 – Liam Gallagher
  • 2003 – Christina Aguilera
  • 2005 – Jonathan Ross
  • 2006 – Justin Hawkins
  • 2007 – Jonathan Ross
  • 2008-2009 – Amy Winehouse
  • 2010 – Lady Gaga
  • 2011 – Justin Bieber

Best Comedian

  • 1995-1996 – Steve Coogan

Political and Real World Categories

Continuing some of the odder categories from the earlier NME Polls. For clarity, I’ve separated the “live” events from the other “musical” events, although I think the award category was sometimes the same.

Musical Moment / Event of the Year

  • 1996 – Skinner, Baddiel and The Lightning Seeds – Three Lions
  • 2012 – The Stone Roses reunite
  • 2013 – Olympics opening ceremony
  • 2014 – Noel Gallagher and Damon Albarn come together for Teenage Cancer Trust
  • 2015 – Jamie T’s comeback
  • 2016 – The Libertines’ secret Glastonbury set
  • 2017 – Coldplay’s Viola Beach tribute at Glastonbury
  • 2018 – One Love Manchester

Greatest Musical Event Ever

  • 2000 – Woodstock

Non-Musical Event of the Year

  • 1994 – Unity March
  • 1995 – Glastonbury Festival
  • 1996 – French Nuclear Testing

Bummer / Disappointment

  • 1995 – Kurt Cobain’s Suicide
  • 1997 – The Stone Roses breaking up

Hype of the Year

  • 1994 – Jurassic Park

Object of Desire / Most Desirable / Hottest / Sexiest Woman

  • 1994 – Björk (Object of Desire)
  • 1995 – Kylie Minogue (Object of Desire)
  • 1997 – Louise (Most Desirable Human Being)
  • 1998 – Louise (Most Desirable Human Being)
  • 1999 – Natalie Imbruglia (Most Desirable Human Being)
  • 2003 – Avril Lavigne
  • 2004 – Brody Dalle
  • 2005 – Barbara Knox
  • 2006 – Madonna
  • 2007 – Kate Moss
  • 2008 – Kylie Minogue
  • 2009 – Hayley Williams
  • 2010 – Karen O
  • 2011 – Alison Mosshart
  • 2012 – Hayley Williams
  • 2013 – Amy Lee

Most Desirable / Hottest / Sexiest Man

  • 1996 – Liam Gallagher (Most Desirable Human Being)
  • 2003 – Chris Martin
  • 2004 – Har Mar Superstar
  • 2005 – Brandon Flowers
  • 2006 – Pete Doherty
  • 2007 – Matt Bellamy
  • 2008 – Noel Fielding
  • 2009-2011 – Matt Bellamy
  • 2012 – Jared Leto
  • 2013 – Matt Bellamy

Best Haircut

  • 2003 – Liam Gallagher
  • 2004 – Caleb Followill

Worst Haircut

  • 2003 – Jack Osbourne

Join us again next week, when we’ll finish this list off!

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NME Awards – The 1990s

In 1994, the NME Awards suddenly went public, relaunching for the first time in twenty years as an annual awards ceremony, The NME Brat Awards. I’d always thought as the NME of the 1990s as being rather closed-minded, but they do seem to have been remarkably aware of non-indie forms of music, presenting awards to the likes of Tricky and Goldie towards the end of the decade.

NME Brat Awards 1994

After taking a break in 1993, the NME Poll finally reinvented itself as an actual awards ceremony in early 1994. Presenters: Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer.

  • Best New Band: Elastica
  • Best Single: Radiohead, for Creep
  • Best Band: Suede
  • Best Album: The Boo Radleys, for Giant Steps
  • Best Dance Act: Orbital
  • Godlike Genius Award: John Peel
  • Live Event: Megadog
  • Rap Act: Cypress Hill
  • Best Film: Reservoir Dogs
  • Worst Record: Meat Loaf, for I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)
  • Best Venue: The Forum
  • Event of 1993: Unity March
  • Best Radio Show: John Peel
  • Hype: Jurassic Park
  • Best Solo Artist: Björk
  • Best New Act: Credit to the Nation
  • Bastard: John Major
  • Object of Desire: Björk

NME Awards 1995

Presenters: Tip Top TV

  • Best LP: Blur, for Parklife
  • Best Single: Oasis, for Live Forever
  • Best New Band: Oasis
  • Best Solo Artist: Paul Weller
  • Worst Record: Whigfield, for Saturday Night
  • Film of the Year: Pulp Fiction
  • Best TV Show: Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
  • Best Comedian: Steve Coogan
  • Most Desirable Human Being: Kylie Minogue
  • Best Club/Venue: Brixton Academy
  • NME Album of the Year: Oasis, for Definitely Maybe
  • NME Singles of the Year: Blur, for Girls and Boys
  • Philip Hall/On Award for Best New Act: Gene
  • Godlike Genius Award for Services to Music: Alan McGee, Creation Records
  • Live Act of the Year: Blur
  • Best Rap Artist: Warren G
  • Event of the Year: Glastonbury Festival
  • Bummer of the Year: Kurt Cobain‘s Suicide
  • Best Video: Blur, for Parklife
  • Best Band: Blur
  • Best Live Event: Orbital at Glastonbury

NME Awards 1996

Presenters: Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer

  • Best Live Act: Oasis
  • Best Band: Oasis
  • Best LP: Oasis, for (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?
  • Best Single: Oasis, for Wonderwall
  • Vibes Award for Best Dance Act: Goldie
  • Best Dance Act: The Prodigy
  • Best Solo Artist: Paul Weller
  • The Special Award for Services Beyond the Call of Duty: Tony Crean for organising the War Child LP
  • Album of the Year: Tricky, for Maxinquaye
  • Single of the Year: Black Grape, for Reverend Black Grape
  • Worst Record: Robson Green and Jerome Flynn, for I Believe
  • Godlike Genius Award: Michael Eavis
  • Best Musical Event: Glastonbury Festival
  • Non-Musical Event: French Nuclear Testing
  • Best Dressed Person: Jarvis Cocker
  • Worst Dressed Person: Jarvis Cocker
  • Best Video: Pulp, for Common People
  • Live Act of the Year: Pulp
  • Best TV Programme: Shooting Stars
  • Best New Band: Supergrass
  • The Philip Hall Radar Award: Rocket from the Crypt
  • Best Radio Show: Radio 1’s Evening Session
  • Best Film: The Usual Suspects
  • Best Comedian: Steve Coogan
  • Most Desirable Human Being: Liam Gallagher
  • Git of the Year: Damon Albarn
  • Best Venue: Brixton Academy

NME Awards 1997

Took place on 28 January 1997.

  • Best LP: Manic Street Preachers, for Everything Must Go
  • Best Single: Manic Street Preachers, for A Design for Life
  • Best Live Act: Manic Street Preachers
  • Musical Moment of the Year: Skinner, Baddiel and The Lightning Seeds , for Three Lions
  • Best LP: Beck, for Odelay
  • Best Single: Underworld, for Born Slippy
  • Worst Single: Spice Girls, for Wannabe
  • Best Solo Artist: Beck
  • Best Radio Show: Radio 1 Evening Session
  • Most Desirable Person: Louise Wener
  • Best Video: The Prodigy, for Firestarter
  • Biggest Disappointment: The Stone Roses breaking up
  • Best Club/Venue: Brixton Academy
  • Best Band: Oasis
  • Worst Dressed Person: Liam Gallagher
  • Worst Band: Oasis
  • Arse of the Year: Liam Gallagher
  • Musical Event of the Year: Oasis at Knebworth
  • Radio 1 Evening Session Of The Year: Suede
  • Best New Band/Artist: Kula Shaker
  • Philip Hall/On Award for Best New Act: Super Furry Animals
  • Best Dance Act: The Prodigy
  • Vibes Award for Best Dance Act: Orbital
  • Best Film: Trainspotting
  • Best TV Show: Shooting Stars

NME Awards 1998

Took place on 27 January 1998. Presenter: Eddie Vedder

  • Best Band: The Verve
  • Best LP: Radiohead, for OK Computer
  • God Like Genius: Mark E. Smith of The Fall
  • Best Single: The Verve, for Bitter Sweet Symphony
  • Best Solo Artist: Beck
  • Worst Single: Aqua, for Barbie Girl
  • Best Film: The Full Monty
  • Musical Event Of 1997: Glastonbury Festival
  • Radio 1 Evening Session of the Year: Radiohead
  • Best TV Show: Shooting Stars
  • Best Dance Act: The Prodigy
  • Best Radio Show: Mark Radcliffe and Lard (Mark Riley)
  • Best New Band: Embrace
  • Best Club/Venue: Brixton Academy
  • Best Music Video: The Verve, for Bittersweet Symphony
  • Best Dance Single: The Prodigy, for Smack My Bitch Up
  • Dickhead Of The Year: Liam Gallagher
  • Most Desirable Person: Louise Nurding (Louise)

NME Premier Awards 1999

  • Best Single: Manic Street Preachers, for If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next
  • Best Band: Manic Street Preachers
  • Best Music Video: Manic Street Preachers, for If You Tolerate This, Your Children Will Be Next
  • Best Album: Manic Street Preachers, for This Is My Truth Tell Me Yours
  • Best New Band: Gomez
  • Best Radio Show: Mark Radcliffe
  • Best Dance Act: Fatboy Slim
  • Best Dance Record: Fatboy Slim, for The Rockafeller Skank
  • Godlike Genius: Massive Attack
  • Best TV Show: South Park
  • Best Film: Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels
  • Musical Event of the Year: Glastonbury Festival
  • Best Solo Artist: Robbie Williams
  • Most Desirable Person: Natalie Imbruglia
  • Worst Record: Billie Piper, for Because We Want to
  • Dickhead of the Year: Liam Gallagher
  • Best Venue: Brixton Academy
  • The Pop Personality’s Brain That Should Be Kept Alive for Posterity: Nicky Wire
  • The Pop Personality Who Would Make the Best Drugs Czar: Shaun Ryder
  • The Pop Personality You Would To See On A Blind Date: Marilyn Manson and Billie Piper
  • The Pop Personality You Would Most Like as Your Doctor: Natalie Imbruglia
  • The Pop Personality You Would Most Like to Go Shopping with: Brian Molko
  • The Pop Personality You Would Most Like to Cook You a Meal: Tiny Woods
  • The Pop Personality You Would Most Like to Be Marooned on a Desert Island with: Louise
  • The Pop Personality You Would Most Like as Prime Minister: Nicky Wire
  • The Pop Personality That You’d Most Like as Your Driving Instructor: Jay Kay
  • The Pop Personality You Would Most Like to See in a Ring with Mike Tyson: Billie Piper

See also

Edited 12 Jun 2018 – clarified some formatting.

Bizarre search engine terms – 2016 edition

About once a year, I like to take a look at the search engine terms that have brought people to this site, including the many that make me chuckle. Here are some recent highlights:

james blake elbow arctic monkeys pulp m people badly drawn boy

Are indeed all artists that have been mentioned previously on this blog. See here, here, here, here, here, and here.

henry jackman mr selfridge

IMDB is probably your best place for queries like this, and “no, he wasn’t,” is probably the answer to your question.

davina mccall breast british male award

I’ve looked again, and I don’t think Davina McCall has ever presented the Breast British Male Award at the BRITs, although she did present the entire ceremony in 2000 and 2003.

what is the trevor howard movie used in the robson green video of unchained melody

Inexplicably, my tag for Wham! comes first on Google when you search for this. The short answer, I’m afraid, is that I’ve no idea, but again IMDB might be a good place to start searching.

terence trent d’arby paula yates affair / paul..yates had affair with tereence trent derby

It’s a rumour that seems to pop up all over the internet, but it isn’t honestly something I could care less about. You can learn more about Terence here, and Paula here, and they did turn up together on the first B.E.F. album, reviewed here.

cloud nothings

It’s impressive that I would turn up on your search results, as I’ve only mentioned them once, and even then only in passing. Try their official website instead.

“divine fits”

See above! Their website is here.

everyone using autotune

I don’t have a list unfortunately, but you can read my thoughts on the subject here, and you can also learn how to get rid of the autotune effect but leave it on here.

rachel riley cribs

When I started researching this, I was thinking that I don’t think she has ever been on Cribs – she would certainly be an unlikely candidate. But then I discovered I have written about her before, when she presented the Q Spirit of Independence award to The Cribs in 2012. So there’s your answer!

erasure split up

Definitely not – you can read about their latest album The Violet Flame here.

If you want to see more, here are the 2015, 2014, and 2013 editions.

Bizarre search engine terms

I’ve been writing this blog for a while now, and I’ve been enjoying watching the statistics for you lot, the people who visit. Your numbers are good, on the whole, and a lot of you stay to read stuff, which is encouraging too.

But I think what I enjoy the most is the search engine terms by which you end up on the page. Here are ten of my favourites, with the answers so you don’t need to search so hard in future:

devo newport stowaway club

Your best place to look for information about concerts past, present, and future tends to be Songkick.

vangelis -dimitri -moras -ebay -download

Erm. No idea what you were searching for here.

history of modern music

The Guardian did a nice article about this a couple of years ago. See here.

queen wings and band aid 2 million

I suspect the question here is “which sold more?” Wings managed 2 million on the dot with Mull of KintyreQueen managed 2.36 million with Bohemian RhapsodyBand Aid sold 3.69 million copies of Do They Know it’s Christmas?; and meanwhile Elton John surpassed all records in 1997 with 4.9 million sales of Candle in the Wind.

actor inside mr blobby

Barry Killerby, apparently, for the bulk of his career anyway.

how many brit awards did girls aloud have

Perhaps somewhat surprisingly, just the one – they won Best British Single in 2009 with The Promise. They were also nominated for Best British Group in 2008 and 2009, Best Pop Act in 2008, and BRITs Hits 30 for The Promise in 2010.

lady gaga attitude towards kylie minogue

Apparently Kylie Minogue thinks there’s an element of her in Lady Gaga, according to a slightly pointless article in the New York Daily News, here. But what does Gaga think of Kylie? Keep searching…

did robsin green sing in band aid

No. There’s a table on the Wikipedia page for Band Aid 20.

are atomic kitten write a new albums

Technically they weren’t write the previous ones. But yes, sadly they is, thanks to the ITV series The Big Reunion. Read more about it on their Wikipedia page.

the,dark side,of,cliff richard

I think this may be my favourite. It would be tempting to suggest he lives a vampire lifestyle by night, or maybe turns into a werewolf and howls in the moonlight.

But I don’t think so…

The Million Sellers

Tomorrow is the sixtieth anniversary of the UK chart. To celebrate, the official chart company has compiled a list of the 123 singles that have sold over a million copies. It’s quite a list. I won’t bore you with the whole lot, but here are some highlights which caught my eye:

1. Elton John – Candle in the Wind (1997)
2. Band Aid – Do They Know it’s Christmas? (1984)
3. Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody (1975)
4. Wings – Mull of Kintyre (1977)
5. John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John – You’re the One that I Want (1978)
6. Boney M – Rivers of Babylon (1978)
7. Frankie Goes to Hollywood – Relax (1983)
8. The Beatles – She Loves You (1963)
9. Robson Green & Jerome Flynn – Unchained Melody (1995)
10. Wet Wet Wet – Love is All Around (1994)
13. Aqua – Barbie Girl (1997)
18. Wham! – Last Christmas (1984)
21. Frankie Goes to Hollywood – Two Tribes (1984)
24. The Human League – Don’t You Want Me (1981)
29. Britney Spears – Baby One More Time (1999)
31. Culture Club – Karma Chameleon (1983)
32. Village People – YMCA (1978)
33. George Michael – Careless Whisper (1984)
52. Soft Cell – Tainted Love (1981)
53. Blondie – Heart of Glass (1979)
67. Michael Jackson – Earth Song (1995)
69. New Order – Blue Monday (1983)
72. Kylie Minogue – Can’t Get You Out of My Head (2001)
74. Babylon Zoo – Spaceman (1996)
75. Whigfield – Saturday Night (1994)
85. Natalie Imbruglia – Torn (1997)
91. Pink Floyd – Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2) (1979)
97. Gotye – Somebody That I Used to Know (2011)
99. Donna Summer – I Feel Love (1977)

Elton John sold an incredible 4.9 million copies, with Band Aid following on 3.69 million, and the entire top seven topped 2 million. And it’s still pretty incredible that Frankie Goes to Hollywood managed to release three such amazing songs and then nothing else whatsoever.

The full list is here: Official Charts Company.

More tomorrow…