Music for the Masses 17 – 10 May 2000

If you’ve ever wondered how real radio stations do competitions, the answer is that they make up pretend entries. When I was doing my Bay Radio show, I obviously hadn’t learnt this yet…

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Show 17: Wed 10 May 2000, from 10.55am-1.00pm

Tracks taken from the playlist (Total 14 tracks). A indicates A-list (8 tracks); B indicates B-list (3 tracks) and C indicates C-list (2 tracks). S indicates the Single of the Week. R indicates tracks taken from my own collection (Total 7 tracks). L indicates the ones from the “library” (Total 5 tracks).

  • 1. Bluetones “Autophilia” A
  • [IRN 11.00 News]
  • 2. Moby “Run On” L
  • 3. Richard Ashcroft “Song for the Lovers” C
  • 4. Inter “Radio Finland” B
  • [Advert Break]
  • 5. Asian Dub Foundation “New Way New Life” B
  • 6. Duran Duran “Someone Else Not Me” L
  • 7. William Orbit “Ravel’s Pavane pour une Enfante Défunte” R
  • 8. Billie Piper “Day & Night” A
  • 9. Death in Vegas “Dirge” L
  • 10. Wannadies “Big Fan” A
  • [Advert Break]
  • 11. Watergate “Heart of Asia” A
  • 12. Deep Forest “Savana Dance” (Sierra Nevada Remix) R
  • 13. Enigma “Push the Limits” R
  • [IRN 12.00 News]
  • 14. DJ Eric “Desire” L
  • 15. Utah Saints “Funky Music” S
  • 16. Bentley Rhythm Ace “Theme from Gutbuster” A
  • 17. Chicane feat. Bryan Adams “Don’t Give Up” L
  • [Advert Break]
  • 18. Looper “Mundo 77” C
  • 19. Basement Jaxx “Rendez-Vu” R
  • 20. Dubstar “I (Friday Night)” A
  • 21. Sahara Hotnights “Drive Dead Slow” B
  • 22. Dandy Warhols “Get Off” A
  • 23. Gomez “Machismo” A
  • [Advert Break]
  • 24. Space Brothers “Forgiven” L
  • 25. Jean Michel Jarre “Tout est Bleu” R
  • 26. Robert Miles “Maresias” R

Producer: None.

Notes: Bit rusty… Also, my first compotion. No-one entered. Darn. Fiddle-de-dee.

Music for the Masses 16 – 5 April 2000

Bay Radio spent its first couple of years broadcasting on a closed loop around the Aberystywth University student union, and my show was no exception. The main advantage of this was being able to raid the “Ents” (Entertainments) record collection and play actual vinyl from the early 1990s, which must have seemed a very long time ago…

show16plShow 16: Wed 5 Apr 2000, from 10.55am-1.00pm

Tracks taken from the playlist (Total 14 tracks). A indicates A-list (8 tracks); B indicates B-list (3 tracks) and C indicates C-list (2 tracks). S indicates the Single of the Week. R indicates tracks taken from my own collection (Total 5 tracks). L indicates the ones from the “library” (Total 6 tracks). X indicates tracks from ents’ record collection (Total 2 tracks).

  • 1. Planet Perfecto feat. Grace “Not Over Yet 99” L
  • [IRN 11.00 News]
  • 2. Ooberman “Shorley Wall” C
  • 3. Yello “To the Sea” R
  • 4. Dubstar “I (Friday Night)” A
  • 5. Oasis “Who Feels Love?” A
  • 6. Travis “Driftwood” L
  • 7. Jean Michel Jarre “Tout est Bleu” R
  • 8. Space Brothers “The Light” (Space Brothers Remix) L
  • [Top 10 Album Chart]
  • 9. David Arnold & Nina Persson “Randall & Hopkirk Theme” C
  • 10. Erasure “Dreamlike State” R
  • 11. Moby “Natural Blues” L
  • [Advert Break – part one]
  • 12. Rage Against the Machine “Sleep Now in the Fire” A
  • [Advert Break – part two]
  • 13. Richard Ashcroft “Song for the Lovers” S
  • 14. Enigma “Sadness Part One” X
  • [IRN 12.00 News]
  • 15. Death in Vegas “Dirge” A
  • 16. Clinic “The Return of Evil Bill” A
  • 17. Cypress Hill “Superstar” A
  • 18. Freddie Mercury “Living on My Own” X
  • 19. Donna Summer “I Feel Love” L
  • 20. Merz “Lotus” B
  • [Top 10 Single Chart]
  • 21. Animalhouse “Small” A
  • 22. Pala “Cat-Like Creatures” B
  • 23. The Simpsons “Do the Bartman” X
  • 24. Bellatrix “Sweet Surrender” B
  • [Advert Break]
  • 25. Pet Shop Boys “Radiophonic” R
  • 26. Sash! “Colour the World” L
  • 27. Ouch “Seen the Light” A

Producer: None.

Notes: Mmmm, well, deliberate bloopers of the week include splitting up the first advert break due to thinking there were 2 less than there were and inadvertantly playing the last Sash? single – which featured Dr. All Bran on vocals. Ooops. Odd show, really, as I had twice as much music as I needed and also rather a lot more other material. D’oh! Still, better too little than too much. No, other way round…

Music for the Masses 15 – 29 March 2000

Bay Radio, like any student radio station, suffered a little from bad student taste, and the student union was often pretty much empty at 10.55 in the morning, for reasons which are very obvious indeed. So if anything particularly dreadful turned up on the playlist, I would often try to hide it at 10.55am, before the show started properly.

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Show 15: Wed 29 Mar 2000, from 10.55am-1.05pm

Tracks taken from the playlist (Total 14 tracks). A indicates A-list (7 tracks); B indicates B-list (4 tracks) and C indicates C-list (2 tracks). S indicates the Single of the Week. R indicates tracks taken from my own collection (Total 8 tracks). L indicates the ones from the “library” (Total 5 tracks).

  • 1. Clinic “The Return of Evil Bill” A
  • [IRN 11.00 News]
  • 2. David Arnold & Nina Persson “Randall & Hopkirk Theme” A
  • 3. Dubstar “Stars” R
  • 4. Death in Vegas “Dirge” A
  • 5. Timo Maas “Der Schieber” A
  • 6. Enigma “Push the Limits” R
  • 7. Travis “Turn” A
  • [Coming Events Feature]
  • 8. Echoboy “Kit & Holly” A
  • 9. Beck “Mixed Bizness” S
  • 10. Planet Perfecto feat. Grace “Not Over Yet 99” R
  • [Advert Break]
  • 11. Shamen “Indica” R
  • 12. Fragma “Toca’s Miracle” B
  • 13. Merz “Lotus” B
  • [IRN 12.00 News]
  • 14. Everything But the Girl “Hatfield 1980” R
  • 15. Moby “Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?” L
  • 16. Richard Ashcroft “Song for the Lovers” A
  • 17. Asian Dub Foundation “Real Great Britain” C
  • 18. Pala “Cat-Like Creatures” B
  • 19. Bloodhound Gang “The Bad Touch” L
  • 20. O.M.D. “Walking on the Milky Way” R
  • [Top 10 Single & Album Charts]
  • 21. York “The Awakening” L
  • 22. The Clarke & Ware Experiment “Music for Multiple Dimensions” (Technology) R
  • 23. Big Yoga Muffin “Is that How You?” C
  • [Advert Break]
  • 24. Ouch “Seen the Light” A
  • 25. Rage Against the Machine “Sleep Now in the Fire” A
  • 26. Komputer “The World of Tomorrow” R
  • [IRN 1.00 News]
  • 27. Depeche Mode “Only When I Lose Myself” R

Producer: None.

Notes: Well that was fun, wasn’t it, kiddies. No, I didn’t think so, either. Well, it went about averagely, with me stopping a record half way through (never done that before) and also playing the track I’d just played (never done that either actually). So I think I’ve done about all the big mistakes possible now. Well, except for missing the news, which everyone else seems to be managing with considerable enthusiasm. Mind you, I did manage to overlap it with a jingle…

Music for the Masses 14 – 22 March 2000

By March 2000, Bay Radio had existed as an actual thing for about a year, and it was going from strength to strength. They still hadn’t quite found the strength to get rid of me yet, but the shows were pretty good all round.

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Show 14: Wed 22 Mar 2000, from 10.55am-1.00pm

Tracks taken from the playlist (Total 13 tracks). A indicates A-list (7 tracks); B indicates B-list (3 tracks) and C indicates C-list (2 tracks). S indicates the Single of the Week. R indicates tracks taken from my own collection (Total 5 tracks). L indicates the ones from the “library” (Total 7 tracks). X indicates tracks from ents’ record collection (Total 2 tracks).

  • 1. Ouch “Seen the Light” A
  • [IRN 11.00 News]
  • 2. Chicane “Don’t Give Up” A
  • 3. Beloved “Ease the Pressure” R
  • 4. Andreas Johnson “Glorious” L
  • 5. Merz “Lotus” B
  • 6. Supergrass “Alright” L
  • 7. Rage Against the Machine “Sleep Now in the Fire” A
  • 8. Madonna “American Pie” (Richard “Humpty” Vission Radio Mix) L
  • [Coming Events Feature]
  • 9. Planet Perfecto “Bullet in the Gun” L
  • 10. Fragma “Toca’s Miracle” B
  • 11. U2 “The Ground Beneath Her Feet” A
  • [Advert Break]
  • 12. Big Yoga Muffin “Is that How You?” C
  • 13. Beck “Mixed Bizness” A
  • 14. Grid “Rollercoaster” (Album Version) R
  • [IRN 12.00 News]
  • 15. Space Brothers “Legacy (Show Me Love)” L
  • 16. New Order “Blue Monday 88” R
  • 17. Asian Dub Foundation “Real Great Britain” C
  • 18. Jamiroquai “Half the Man” X
  • 19. Richard Ashcroft “Song for the Lovers” L
  • 20. Moby “Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?” L
  • 21. David Arnold & Nina Persson “Randall & Hopkirk Theme” S
  • [Chart Feature]
  • 22. Electronic “Disappointed” (Original Mix) R
  • 23. Patti Smith “Glitter in their Eyes” B
  • 24. Clinic “The Return of Evil Bill” A
  • [Advert Break]
  • 25. Progress presents The Boy Wunda “Everybody” L
  • 26. William Orbit “Barber’s Adagio for Strings” L
  • 27. Jean Michel Jarre “Hey Gagarin” R

Producer: None.

Notes: Excuse me while I blow my own trumpet, but what tunes!!! It definitely helps to know what the record library includes beforehand! Ooh, that’s better. Anyway, on the whole not too bad, including the return of ADVERTS!!! Thus I could roll around almost in hysterics while uncharismatic people rattled on about new launderettes opening soon to the tune of “Popcorn”. Never have I been so amused. Anyway… Oh yes, I also rather naughtily made use of ents’ record player to play some of their records on. “Half the Man” isn’t nearly the tune I remember it being. Also I had my first impartial feedback today, which was “You sound a bit like Simon Bates.” I’m still not sure whether that’s a good or bad thing, but so long as I don’t start sounding like Neale James. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, baby…

Music for the Masses 13 – 15 March 2000

Very much in the spirit of recycling, Bay Radio playlists used to be printed on the back of scrap paper. So comments like, “Eat chips. Ooh baby,” should come as no surprise.

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Show 13: Wed 15 Mar 2000, from 10.55am-1.00pm

Tracks taken from the playlist (Total 13 tracks). A indicates A-list (7 tracks); B indicates B-list (3 tracks) and C indicates C-list (2 tracks). S indicates the Single of the Week. R indicates tracks taken from my own collection (Total 7 tracks). L indicates the ones from the “library” (Total 7 tracks).

  • 1. Bellatrix “The Girl with the Sparkling Eyes” C
  • [IRN 11.00 News]
  • 2. Madonna “American Pie” L
  • 3. Faithless “Salva Mea” R
  • 4. Ooberman “Shorley Wall” S
  • 5. Richard Ashcroft “Song for the Lovers” A
  • 6. Mishka “Give You All the Love” L
  • 7. Travis “Why Does It Always Rain On Me?” L
  • 8. Charlatans “Scorched” B
  • 9. Robert Miles “Children” R
  • [Entertainment Feature]
  • 10. Clinic “The Return of Evil Bill” A
  • 11. Human League “Stay With Me Tonight” R
  • 12. Chicane “Don’t Give Up” A
  • 13. Air “Playground Love” L
  • 14. Sparks “When Do I Get to Sing ‘My Way'” R
  • [IRN 12.00 News]
  • 15. Muse “Sunburn” C
  • 16. Andreas Johnson “Glorious” L
  • 17. David Arnold & Nina Persson “Randall & Hopkirk Theme” A
  • 18. Saint Etienne “Only Love Can Break Your Heart” R
  • 19. Beth Orton “Central Reservation” (The Then Again Mix by Ben Watt & chums) L
  • 20. Coldplay “Shiver” B
  • [Sport Feature]
  • 21. Beck “Mixed Bizness” A
  • 22. Patti Smith “Glitter in their Eyes” B
  • 23. Gene “As Good as It Gets” L
  • 24. Monaco “What Do You Want from Me?” R
  • 25. U2 “The Ground Beneath Her Feet” A
  • 26. Moby “Natural Blues” A
  • 27. Heaven 17 “Being Boiled” (Live) R

Producer: None.

Notes: To be honest, I can’t remember – maybe it was so bad… actually I can remember. There were lighting people there for ages at the start, making lots of noise, hence the lack of talking in the first half hour. The sports feature was appallingly bad (mistakes, mispronunciations… I mean, how many ways of pronouncing Basel are there? Baysel, indeed…) and beyond that I can’t remember a thing, so it must have been quite bad. It was nice to have features for a change though…

Music for the Masses 12 – 8 March 2000

While I was presenting my show on Bay Radio fifteen years ago, I would keep some pretty detailed notes – it was a daytime show, and I needed to play the role of DJ. On this particular occasion, someone must have come up with a good quote about how the purpose of marriage is to have children, and for some reason I’ve noted down Ken Livingstone‘s name. I wonder why…

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Show 12: Wed 8 Mar 2000, from 10.55am-1.00pm

Tracks taken from the playlist (Total 14 tracks). A indicates A-list (7 tracks); B indicates B-list (3 tracks) and C indicates C-list (3 tracks). S indicates the Single of the Week R indicates tracks taken from my own collection (Total 8 tracks). L indicates the ones from the “library” (Total 6 tracks).

  • 1. Wannadies “Yeah” A
  • [IRN 11.00 News]
  • 2. Kraftwerk “Expo 2000” R
  • 3. Chemical Brothers “Music: Response” A
  • 4. Ooberman “Shorley Wall” A
  • 5. Bluetones “Keep the Home Fires Burning” A
  • 6. Corrs “Radio” L
  • 7. Beck “Mixed Bizness” A
  • 8. Cast “Free Me” L
  • 9. Depeche Mode “Personal Jesus” R
  • 10. Charlatans “Scorched” B
  • 11. White Town “Another Lover” R
  • 12. Muse “Sunburn” C
  • 13. Moby “Natural Blues” S
  • 14. Basement Jaxx “Rendez-Vu” R
  • 15. Coldplay “Shiver” B
  • [IRN 12.00 News]
  • 16. Olive “Miracle” R
  • 17. Patti Smith “Glitter” B
  • 18. Erasure “Am I Right?” (The Grid Remix) R
  • 19. Jean Michel Jarre “Hey Gagarin” R
  • 20. Mel C “Never Be the Same Again” C
  • 21. Richard Ashcroft “Song for the Lovers” A
  • 22. Stereophonics “Just Looking” L
  • 23. Everything But the Girl “Temperamental” R
  • 24. Kawala “Humanistic” L
  • 25. U2 “The Ground Beneath Her Feet” A
  • 26. Madonna “American Pie” (Richard “Humpty” Vission Radio Mix) L
  • 27. Oasis “Little James” L
  • 28. Bellatrix “The Girl with the Sparkling Eyes” C

Producer: None.

Notes: Err… ooh, I don’t know! Well, the only feedback I ever seem to get is “Good music” or “Sounded fine to me…” which isn’t overly constructive really. And a little planning here & there might not go amiss. Eeh well!

Various Artists – The Beach

Another soundtrack which I own to a film that I’ve never seen is The Beach, which picks a mixture of electronic and dark beats to accompany the Leonardo di Caprio film of the same name.

It opens with Snakeblood, an exclusive track from Leftfield, which like all of their work is good, and is definitely interesting, but it’s not really their best. If I’m not mistaken, it samples Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark for an interesting soundclash, but not an entirely inspiring one.

Less inspirational, but also enjoyable, is All SaintsPure Shores, another of William Orbit‘s many productions from the turn of the millennium. Far from being just yet another pop act, they turn out to be pretty good vocalists, and Orbit’s backing does bring out the best of them.

Moby‘s brilliantly relaxing Porcelain is next, slowing the pace in time for Dario G‘s Voices, which I never entirely got the hang of when it was originally released, but I now find myself really enjoying it, with its gentle ukulele strumming and soft vocals. Underworld turn up next with 8 Ball, which is far from the contrast you might have been expecting from them. As with so many tracks on this album, it’s good, but it’s just not all that great.

Things become more unremarkable still, with a trio of dull inclusions from Sugar Ray, Asian Dub Foundation, and Blur. There’s nothing particularly wrong with any of them, but there’s nothing particularly right with them either. It’s left to Hardfloor to pick things up with their iconic remix of Mory Kante‘s Yeke Yeke, which is always a real treat to hear.

Returning to the theme of amazing artists recording relatively uninteresting tracks, Faithless turn up with a submission entitled Woozy, which is dark, dreamy, hypnotic, and not really anywhere near as good as We Come 1 or Insomnia. Barry Adamson follows with the dramatic, military sound of Richard, It’s Business as Usual, and then there’s another exclusive, this time from New Order, who if I remember correctly were on one of their many hiatuses at the time.

Brutal is probably the best of the exclusive tracks too. It’s a lot livelier than anything else, and while it’s pretty much New Order at their most rock-sounding, it’s actually a pretty good song. Remember, as they have said themselves, a lot of what they put on their albums isn’t entirely up to standard.

I’ve never been entirely convinced by what I’ve heard from Unkle, and while Lonely Soul is certainly interesting, and Richard Ashcroft‘s vocal is characteristically strong, it doesn’t seem the most captivating track in the world until right at the end when you find yourself fighting the urge to listen again as you realise that actually you quite enjoyed it.

Finally Orbital and Angelo Badalamenti turn up, collaborating on the truly exceptional Beached. You could probably dispense with the slightly vacuous voice-over by di Caprio, but otherwise it’s a great piece of music – another example of Orbital at their best, and while I’m not sure exactly what Badalamenti is up to on the track, somehow it all seems to come together perfectly.

The Beach has a patchy soundtrack, then – when it’s good, it’s exceptional, but it has its fair share of filler too. But if you don’t already have those tracks from Mory Kante or Orbital with Angelo Badalamenti then it’s highly recommended.

You can still find The Beach – Motion Picture Soundtrack at all major retailers, such as here at Amazon.