Game 1: Jean-Michel Jarre versus Madonna and Yazoo
- 3+2. No goal.
- 4+1. Goal for debut position on UK singles chart. Jean-Michel Jarre entered at number 22, Madonna entered at 53, and Yazoo entered at 72, so Jean-Michel Jarre leads 1-0.
- 3+2. No goal.
- 6+2. Goal for selling price of rarest item. Jean-Michel Jarre‘s single-copy Musique pour Supermarché sold for 10,500 Euros in 1983, which seems to trump anything I can find by the other two. Jean-Michel Jarre leads 2-0.
- 6+3. Goal for highest number of mentions on blog. At the time of writing, Jean-Michel Jarre had 227 posts, Madonna had 59, and Yazoo had 50. Jean-Michel Jarre leads 3-0.
- 5+3. No goal.
- 5+5. No goal.
- 2+2. Goal for number of studio albums to date. Jean-Michel Jarre just released his 23rd, Madonna has 14, and Yazoo had just two. Jean-Michel Jarre is now leading 4-0 in this “thrilling” game.
- 2+1. Goal for most charismatic performer(s). Tricky. Jarre has lasers and citywide spectaculars, but Madonna seems to put on a good show too. It probably has to be Jean-Michel Jarre, putting him up to 5-0.
- 5+5. No goal. Jarre wins 5-0.
Game 2: Depeche Mode versus Everything But The Girl
- 6+6. Foul, decided by another dice roll. 6+2. Goal for selling price of rarest item. Depeche Mode‘s was $3,392.87, which seems to trump anything by Everything But The Girl. Depeche Mode lead 1-0.
- 2+2. Goal for number of studio albums to date. Depeche Mode lead 2-0.
- 1+5. No goal.
- 5+5. No goal.
- 1+5. No goal.
- 6+6. Another foul! The higher die in the next pair is playing dirty! 5+6. So Ben Watt is sent off.
- 3+6. No goal.
- 6+5. Goal for funniest band picture. Depeche Mode win hands down, taking their lead to 3-0.
- 3+4. No goal.
- 2+6. Goal for number of permanent members. Depeche Mode have three, whereas EBTG have two, one of whom was sent off, so Depeche Mode win conclusively, 4-0.
Game 3: Erasure versus Massive Attack
- 3+1. No goal.
- 5+3. No goal.
- 6+2. Goal for selling price of rarest item. I couldn’t find much of note for either, so we’ll call this no goal, and from now on we’ll replace this with a new goal category.
- 2+2. Goal for number of studio albums to date. Goal for Erasure. 1-0.
- 5+4. No goal.
- 5+4. No goal.
- 6+3. Goal for highest number of mentions on blog. Goal for Erasure. 2-0.
- 5+6. No goal.
- 6+2, which we’ve had before, so 2+6. Goal for number of permanent members. Well, Erasure have only ever had two, whereas Massive Attack have evolved a lot over time. Wikipedia thinks that only 3D is a permanent member, so goal for Erasure. 3-0.
- 6+4. Goal for highest number of search engine results. I quoted their names and added “band”, so I got 14.2m for Erasure and 1.3m for Massive Attack. Another goal for Erasure. 4-0.
Game 4: Goldfrapp versus Hot Chip
- 4+1. Goal for debut position on UK singles chart. Goldfrapp had some early minor hits, at 87 and 62, while Hot Chip didn’t even manage to chart with the singles from their first album, so their debut was Over and Over at number 32. Hot Chip lead 0-1.
- 1+5. No goal.
- 4+3. Goal for number of UK #1s. Neither has any, so no goal.
- 2+4. Goal for quality of last album. Goldfrapp have been struggling recently, so goal for Hot Chip. 0-2.
- 5+6. No goal.
- 6+6. 3+3. We’ll have to send someone off from both teams.
- 3+3. No goal.
- 2+1. Goal for most charismatic performer(s). Very tough, but while Hot Chip are great, they aren’t exactly charismatic. 1-2.
- 3+4. No goal.
- 6+6. 2+3. Goal for quality of first album. Clear win for Felt Mountain over Coming On Strong. 2-2, so that’s our first draw!
So that’s it for day 1 – three very decisive wins, and one draw. Let’s see what day 2 holds!