I found this by accident a few days ago, and it made me laugh. Turns out it’s actually a couple of years ago, and you’ll probably be as disturbed as I was to find out that you haven’t heard it before now (or maybe you have, and just forgot to tell me about it?)
So, this is an actual bona fide collaboration between Haddaway and The Mad Stuntman, from off of the 1990s. It’s called Up and Up, and actually includes a particularly good rap from The Mad Stuntman about how he gets up in the morning and does his washing and drying up. Which seems dangerous, given the mad stunts he’s probably pulling – maybe we should all club together and buy him a dishwasher?