Yes, well you try doing a Christmas countdown that doesn’t have any of this kind of stuff in it. It simply isn’t possible. We’re simply going to have to tick a few Christmas boxes over the next few positions on the countdown, and if you don’t like that then I’m sorry.
If, on the other hand, you do like that, then congratulations! Here’s an absolutely excellent Christmas song, with a bonus appearance from Jimmy Saville. Like Noddy says, it’s Chriiiiiiiiiiiiisssstmaaaaaaaaaasssss!